brianmarion:

This fucking kid pulls out a George Foreman grill during my lunch period in school and just starts making grilled cheese

I’m not going to be the girl you marry.
I’ll be the memory you have when you propose to her. As you slide that ring on her finger you’ll think about that time we got dressed in our swankiest threads and had a horrible time at that party so we came back home and sat in an empty bath tub drinking whiskey outta the bottle talking about our childhood dreams.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be that memory whenever you and her get in an argument. you’ll recall our first fight and the endless glares and icy tones. Repetition of words like RESPECT and WHY rung through the stillness of the air. We almost ended that night. Thankfully you stopped me from walking out of that door.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be that memory when you have your first child. When you and your wife are picking out names you’ll remember our talk about our future. Our apartment layout and first pet. A dog named Pascal because I’m allergic to cats.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be the girl you fall for when you are too young to understand what falling really is. You’ll fuck up and lose me. You won’t realize it until a while later. But when you do, you’ll think about me everyday. Forever.


you’ll miss me- jlw (via burgundythoughts)
A girl canal dream (via universal-crush)




wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”




tlw challenge

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officialfrenchtoast:

Source: truthfacts



idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
(via fuckinq)

(Source: parachute3s)



lesbian-god:

You know what I like in a girl?
My fingers.



youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”



vizya:

I just love girls so much. I have no idea why I have such an obsession but it’s the thought of just being able to touch or look at their natural beauty. Girls make me insane.